welcome to my life

she just fucking opened a packet of peanut butter crackers. I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH RAGE. AND VOMIT.

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS HORROR

midnight is not the time for screaming. you broke my perfect little silence.  also, i forgot to mention last night when you came in late when i was almost asleep and turned on the lights and opened the window and just sat there forever that i hate you.

tonight it’s fried potato skins and the biggest loser. i think her goal is to be on the show.

this is actually hilarious

for the last two hours my roommate has been watching the biggest loser… and eating cookies.

this is nasty

she walked in two minutes ago and now my room smells like diarrhea farts.

my gross ass roommate like, refuses to wear pants. she just pulls em down and puts on leggings, regardless of whether or not i’m here and she’s directly in my line of sight. 1) have some class. those aren’t pants and you’re not even wearing anything under them. 2) I DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT

this bitch

she seriously just knocked her dresser drawer into the back of my computer screen. TWICE. i am so mad.